tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47561369721395396102011-04-21T23:17:01.735-04:00Like John Madden, but smarter.Evan Gomeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04331679387283119537noreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4756136972139539610.post-22634334565469756342009-04-06T21:55:00.006-04:002009-04-06T23:28:52.489-04:00

Jeff Garcia signed with the evil empire of football today, taking another decent quarterback off of a thin market. Here at Burnt Turducken, we made a list of the top 5 ok quarterbacks left in free agency, and the teams that could use them.5. Gus Frerotte - First things first, I never knew there was an R before the E. That just looks ridiculous. Anyways, Frerotte is still a capable veteran, as he

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1. Detroit Lions - Captain America - QBDetroit hasn't had a franchise QB since the days of Bobby Layne, so how about getting the consummate All-American to be the new face of a new franchise. I'm sure Captain America would have all the necessary tools, the size and the leadership to guide Jim Schwartz's new regime.2. St. Louis Rams - Sabretooth - LTWith the departure of Orlando Pace, the Rams

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Dear Patty,I thank you for your letter, but I still have some questions, like why the fuck did we trade Jay? With Cutler, we had a potent offense, and now it will be run by a man some people affectionately call "Neckbreard".Jay could have been the next great Denver QB with a "J" name, like John Elway and Jake Plummer (yeah, that was a reach.) I know the reason we traded him was because he, as you

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Plaxico Burress was released by the Giants, leaving Eli to throw to helmet grabber and Dominik Hixon, the poor guy.5 Draft prospects, including B.J. Raji have tested positive from the combine. Raji's was positive for marijuana, proving that his 340 pound frame is from a serious case of the munchies.Continuing with the fact that it's not that great to be an NFL receiver, Donte Stallworth was

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This morning, I woke up under the idea that by the end of the night, I will have done a good, bad and ugly on the Pro Bowl, what with it being the last game of the year and all that. But then at about 5 o'clock I realized something.How fucking pointless the Pro Bowl really is.I know, I know. Every major sport has an event to celebrate their all stars. It's pretty much a law. But it's not just

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Good1. James Harrison's 100 yard interception return. At first I screamed for him to go out and give the offense a chance. Then about the 20, I yelled for him to get in the damn end zone. Edge of my seat.2. Santonio's catch. Ben heaved it near 3 Cardinals and somehow, Mr. Holmes comes up with that phenomenal catch. I'd still rank it behind Tyree in catches I've witnessed3. Warner's effort. The

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The grandest stage. The only thing that can make me actually watch the commercials. The Super Bowl. And now, I shall give yo the grand insight into who's got the edge, and who will in the game Sunday.QuarterbackBig Ben's won before, so has Warner. So to me, experience in these games is a wash. Some will point to how Warner set a record with the Greatest Show on Turf against the Titans in his

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Let's be hypothetical. Say, for some reason, 30 teams in the NFL cannot compete in the Superbowl. Plane crashes, mysterious diseases, Pacman Jones. All of these could be the reasons. But all of the teams are gone, except for those in the state of Missouri, the St. Louis Rams and Kansas City Chiefs. I'd rather have my eyes gouged out with a rusty fork than watch that shitfest.Oh what a glorious

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Tavaris Jackson,Now, for a while I didn't follow T-Jax's career because, well he wasn't that important. He was a stretched pick in the 06 draft, where people had him going in rounds 4-7 and he was picked end of round 2. I stayed away from him throughout that rookie season, only knowing he was bad enough for my Packers to beat him without much sweat.This all changed with Madden 08. Superstar mode.

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GoodWillis McGahee and Ryan Clark being ok after that brutal hit. Clean and vicious. That's a playoff hit.Haloti Ngata. How'd they ever reach the Super Bowl before he got here?Troy Polamalu's game clinching interception. Flacco tried to tackle him, lucky he didn't end up like T-Jax in the wild card round.Opening Kick-Off, I saw a Steeler defender take out one of the Ravens gunners with a

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